Who the fuck is Eric Jesus Grimm?

I am Eric Jesus Grimm.

I lack so much and try to make up for it in the world of blogdom. My major lacks in life include:

-ultimate swagger
-my own MTV reality show a la The Hills
-daily Pinkberry
-bromance

I can get all of these things, but I need you to buy into my elitist pop culture ramblings. Read and spread me like preserves and syphilis.

For those of you who are children of this internettube generation and, thus, find yourself unable to read a full blog entry, schaech me out on the Twitter!